Ever wonder....
Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions and healthy people can walk right to the front and buy their cigarettes?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and diet coke?
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter?
Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars parked in their driveways and put useless junk in their garages?
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8?
Why do drive up ATM machines have Braille lettering?
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don't we ever see this headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring while dish washing liquid and dusting polish is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests your money called a 'broker'?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah just swat those mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know the indestructible black box they use on airplanes? Why don't they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Thursday, February 5, 2009
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